Who knew a party could be this fucking bad?

You play as a real ugly-ass cube (we based it on you), trying to literally keep the party lit. Move around an endless obstacle course and collect light orbs. (Who knows? Maybe the exercise will make you skinnier, fatty.) If you're feeling overly positive about yourself, this game will make sure you get right back down to that blissful state of depression. (Try finding all 50 different insults the game calls you when you die!)

This is quite literally the best game I have ever played.
—Anyone who ever opened it

Play it now! (This is a threat.)

(concept images)